{"product_id":"all-the-things-mom-will-never-say-9780764363313","title":"All the Things Mom Will Never Say","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cblockquote\u003eA humorous collection of things a mother would never say to her child, such as \"Don't go to bed so early,\" \"You have school tomorrow,\" and \"Don't use a tissue; use your sleeve instead.\" Kids and parents will laugh out loud at what might happen if Mom stops being Mom. \u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hardback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e: 32 pages\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublication date\u003c\/strong\u003e: 28 May 2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher\u003c\/strong\u003e: Schiffer Publishing Ltd\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA hilarious and entertaining collection of things a mother will never tell her child!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Don't go to bed so early! You have school tomorrow.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo mother has ever said this!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCan you picture your mother saying this or advising you to use your sleeve rather than a tissue?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn this amusing examination of all the things a mother is never likely to say, children and parents alike will laugh out loud at what might occur if Mom stops being Mom.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe will never encourage you to stop reading or eating your vegetables.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut kids know they can always count on Mom to always want a kiss and hug.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo get ready for story time reading to get a little silly with these hilarious everyday sentences that are the exact opposite of what you would expect a mom to repeat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimension\u003c\/strong\u003e: 229 x 229 (mm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN-13\u003c\/strong\u003e: 9780764363313\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alexander Heinz","offers":[{"title":"Hardback","offer_id":44097339556090,"sku":"9780764363313","price":9.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0522\/4297\/2845\/products\/1654864992765_book.jpg?v=1655208514","url":"https:\/\/shulphink.com\/products\/all-the-things-mom-will-never-say-9780764363313","provider":"Shulph Ink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}