{"product_id":"fairytales-for-privileged-children-9781800963870","title":"Fairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund \u0026 Other Premium Tales","description":"\u003cb\u003eFrom “Little Red Prada Hood” to “The Golden Fabergé Egg”, award-winning British comedian Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales for privileged adults.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eOnce upon a time, in a land far away (in fact, in an entirely different tax bracket), there lived some perfectly privileged children ...\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e In his second book, Daniel Foxx looks to beloved, classic fairytales for inspiration and finds wonderful stories of even more privileged children. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Meet: Rapunzel, whose stay in a boutique tower-concept hotel is just the ticket; aspiring gourmand Jack, who sensibly exchanges his cow for a handful of 100% organic legumes; the two ugly stepsisters, Porchetta and Frankette, whose deep-plane facelifts yield excellent results; and The Three Little Pigs, whose property portfolio is—quite frankly—booming.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Wicked, funny, and razor-sharp, Daniel Foxx's wonderful stories of pomp and privilege make the perfect gift for your most extravagant friend, or a cozy, relatable read for yourself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePRAISE FOR \u003ci\u003eBEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED STORIES\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e “As if \u003ci\u003eSuccession \u003c\/i\u003ewas turned into a series of Ladybird books.” \u003cb\u003e—\u003ci\u003eThe Times\u003c\/i\u003e (UK)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e “A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person.” \u003cb\u003e—Joe Lycett, comedian\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e “Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up.” \u003cb\u003e—Josh Widdicombe, comedian\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e “Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!” \u003cb\u003e—Tom Allen, comedian\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication date:\u003c\/strong\u003e 24 September 2026\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePage count:\u003c\/strong\u003e 144\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Height 159 mm; Width 224 mm; Thickness 16 mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e Octopus Publishing Group\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFormat:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hardback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9781800963870\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Daniel Foxx","offers":[{"title":"Hardback","offer_id":50481287332090,"sku":"9781800963870","price":10.61,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0522\/4297\/2845\/files\/9781800963870.jpg?v=1790036672","url":"https:\/\/shulphink.com\/products\/fairytales-for-privileged-children-9781800963870","provider":"Shulph Ink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}