{"product_id":"noah-could-never","title":"Noah Could Never","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eNoah and Harry are now officially boyfriends, but Noah is not ready for the difference. A group of cosmopolitan French exchange students has descended on Little Fobbing, including sexy Pierre Victoire, who seems to have his eye on Harry. Noah is paired up with a girl who is not even French, and the police are monitoring him. \u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003e\n                                                            \u003cstrong\u003eFormat\u003c\/strong\u003e: Paperback \/ softback\u003cbr\u003e\n                              \u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e: 416 pages\u003cbr\u003e\n                              \u003cstrong\u003ePublication date\u003c\/strong\u003e: 07 June 2018\u003cbr\u003e\n                              \u003cstrong\u003ePublisher\u003c\/strong\u003e: Scholastic\u003cbr\u003e\n                          \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide-splitting comedy - The Guardian\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRefreshingly positive... sure to leave you with a smile on your face. \u003cbr\u003e- OK Magazine\u003cbr\u003eNoah's back, and more bananas! He and Harry are now officially boyfriends, but is Noah ready for the difference? It's no help that a group of cosmopolitan French exchange students have descended on Little Fobbing - including sexy Pierre Victoire, who seems to have his eye on Harry! Meanwhile, Noah's paired up with a girl... who, most outrageously, is not even French. But that's not all: the police are monitoring Noah, and he can't tell if it's because his dad and secret half-brother, Eric, have made off with his grandma's fake diamonds; because his PE teacher is receiving mysterious cash infusions from Russia; or because drag queen Bambi Sugapops is hiding out at Noah's house in the midst of a knock-down, bare-knuckled drag feud. Will Noah ever catch a break?!\u003cbr\u003eOne of the UK's leading writers of LGBTQ+ teen fiction, Simon James Green is the author of Alex in Wonderland, Gay Club, and the Noah Can't Even books. A perfect next read for fans of Heartstoppers and Adam Silvera, Simon's book \"You're The One That I Want\" won the Bristol Teen Book Award 2022 and has been shortlisted for the YA Book Award in association with the Edinburgh International Book Festival 2022.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePraise for Noah Can't Even (book 1)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI loved Noah's voice: warm, lovable, awkward. The Bookseller\u003cbr\u003eSlapstick but wonderfully funny  Jewish Chronicle\u003cbr\u003eA debut I very much loved Juno Dawson, author of The Gender Games and role model for Stonewall UK\u003cbr\u003eSweet, barmy, charming, unexpectedly romantic delight of a YA novel. I smiled the whole way through.\u003cbr\u003eLisa Williamson, author of The Art of Being Normal\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\n                            \u003cstrong\u003eWeight\u003c\/strong\u003e: 286g\n                            \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimension\u003c\/strong\u003e: 198 x 143 x 26 (mm)\n                            \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN-13\u003c\/strong\u003e: 9781407180021\n                            \n                          \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon James Green","offers":[{"title":"Paperback \/ softback","offer_id":44098456027386,"sku":"9781407180021","price":6.41,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0522\/4297\/2845\/products\/dcb58e22869cc8d220750dd5d10c11f3.jpg?v=1631328531","url":"https:\/\/shulphink.com\/products\/noah-could-never","provider":"Shulph Ink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}