{"product_id":"this-book-is-not-for-you-a-picture-book-without-any-ninjas-zombies-or-aliens-9781641709927","title":"This Book Is Not for You: A Picture Book Without Any Ninjas, Zombies, or Aliens","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cblockquote\u003eThis Book Is Not for You is a picture book with dynamic illustrations that contradict the story, told by an oblivious narrator who explains why the book is not for kids. It features monsters, aliens, and other fun elements, but is not for them. \u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hardback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e: 32 pages\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublication date\u003c\/strong\u003e: 26 September 2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher\u003c\/strong\u003e: Familius LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch1\u003eCBC Hot of The Press August 2024 Title\u003c\/h1\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith dynamic illustrations by Susanna Covelli that hilariously contradict the story, \u003cem\u003eThis Book Is Not for You\u003c\/em\u003e is told by Howard Pearlstein in the voice of an oblivious narrator who explains why this book is not for you. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAre you a kid? Are you reading this book? If so, drop it like a hot potato. Seriously, skipper. This book is not for you. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePacked with everything a kid could never want—nothing funny, gross, cool, cute, or silly—this picture book is really not for you. There definitely aren't any monsters or ninjas, and you can forget about aliens. You probably won't even like this story. But you're going to read it anyway, aren't you?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe narrator, a curmudgeonly man with an impressive mustache, is delightfully unaware of the funny, gross, cool, cute, and silly things happening around him and his anxious dog (who is very aware). Whenever the narrator speaks, monsters, aliens, and all the things that a kid would like jump off the page. So if this book is not for you, who is it for? (The answer is absolutely not at the end.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeight\u003c\/strong\u003e: 502g\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimension\u003c\/strong\u003e: 288 x 236 x 12 (mm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN-13\u003c\/strong\u003e: 9781641709927\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Howard Pearlstein","offers":[{"title":"Hardback","offer_id":46699888607482,"sku":"9781641709927","price":9.27,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0522\/4297\/2845\/files\/1727469809956_book.jpg?v=1727637932","url":"https:\/\/shulphink.com\/products\/this-book-is-not-for-you-a-picture-book-without-any-ninjas-zombies-or-aliens-9781641709927","provider":"Shulph Ink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}