{"product_id":"what-on-earth-an-aliens-guide-to-fixing-britain-9781529431445","title":"What On Earth?: An alien's guide to fixing Britain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe much-needed manifesto by the Sanest Politician in the Entire Cosmos, from capping the price of croissants at £1 to taking over Downing Street.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat\u003c\/strong\u003e: Paperback \/ softback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e: 256 pages\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublication date\u003c\/strong\u003e: 11 May 2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher\u003c\/strong\u003e: Quercus Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe much-needed manifesto by the Sanest Politician in the Entire Cosmos, from capping the price of croissants at £1 to taking over Downing Street.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It's only a matter of time' \u003ci\u003eIndependent\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGreetings, life-form! My name is Count Binface. I am an intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons and three-time British election veteran. And as part of my overarching mission to control the entire omniverse, I have come to conquer Britain.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e It's not that I \u003ci\u003ewant\u003c\/i\u003e to do this - you \u003ci\u003eneed\u003c\/i\u003e me to. Because the one thing everyone can agree on right now is that Earth is in an absolute state. And of all its messed-up nations, the British are particularly deranged. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e In this book, I share my story for the first time, my political beliefs and even the occasional recipe, in return for a reasonable - nay, bargain - amount of Earth currency.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e I also provide an alien's-visor-view of your past, so that you can learn from past mistakes. This isn't the first potted history of Britain ever to be committed to print, but I can guarantee that compared to any others, mine will be the most accurate. If anyone cares to argue about that, which one of us has had access to a time machine?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e So settle down, grab a beverage, and let's make your planet Count.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating - and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin' \u003ci\u003eRory Stewart\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Count Binface is out of this world' Emily Maitlis\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeight\u003c\/strong\u003e: 182g\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimension\u003c\/strong\u003e: 130 x 197 x 21 (mm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN-13\u003c\/strong\u003e: 9781529431445\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Count Binface","offers":[{"title":"Paperback \/ softback","offer_id":44235794055418,"sku":"9781529431445","price":7.31,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0522\/4297\/2845\/products\/1683902768766_book.jpg?v=1684160910","url":"https:\/\/shulphink.com\/products\/what-on-earth-an-aliens-guide-to-fixing-britain-9781529431445","provider":"Shulph Ink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}