Bedtime Stories for Worried Liberals

Stuart Heritage's Bedtime Stories for Worried Liberals offer a hilarious escape from the worries of the world, featuring stories where Brexit disappears, Waitrose is free, and Fairy Godmothers look like Barack Obama.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 144 pages
Publication date: 05 November 2020
Publisher: Profile Books Ltd

Are you feeling anxious, angry, or waking up in the middle of the night worrying about plastic pollution, Brexit, and why everything seems to be so horrible all the time? Do you find yourself thumb sore from scrolling through the Guardian news app, even though it makes you want to cry? Well, you're not alone. But there is help available in the form of Stuart Heritage's hilarious Bedtime Stories for Worried Liberals. Put down your phone, log off Twitter, and allow yourself to be lulled to sleep by stories from a world where Brexit disappears in a puff of smoke, Waitrose is free, and Fairy Godmothers look a lot like Barack Obama.

Here are some of the stories included in the book:

The Three Liberal Pigs: In this story, three liberal pigs are on a mission to save the environment. They encounter various obstacles along the way, but with the help of their liberal values, they overcome them and emerge victorious.

Jack and the Sustainably Produced Meat Substitute Stalk: Jack is a vegetarian who loves his meat substitute stalk. However, when the government introduces a new law that bans meat substitutes, Jack is forced to go on a quest to find a sustainable source of protein.

The Night Before Brexmas: It's Christmas Eve, and the world is in turmoil. Brexit is looming, and the economy is in crisis. But in this story, a group of liberal elves comes to the rescue, and they manage to turn the night around and save the day.

The Very Trendy Caterpillar: This story follows a trendy caterpillar who is determined to make it to the top of the food chain. However, he encounters various challenges along the way, including a conservative butterfly who tries to stop him.

Trumplestiltskin: In this story, a liberal politician is tasked with spinning a tale of success for the president. However, he soon realizes that he is in over his head and that the president is not as successful as he claims to be.

Camerella: This story is a modern take on the Cinderella tale. In this version, a young woman is determined to make it in the world, but she faces various obstacles, including a conservative family who tries to hold her back.

So, if you're feeling worried and anxious about the current state of the world, why not pick up a copy of Bedtime Stories for Worried Liberals? Let Stuart Heritage's hilarious stories take you away to a world where everything is possible, and Brexit doesn't exist.

Weight: 144g
Dimension: 129 x 197 x 18 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781788163385
Edition number: Main