Bertrand and Wally Tackle the Clove-Hitch Virus Crisis: A Story of a Struggle for Survival of an Insect Civilisation

Bertrand the beetle and Wally, a wasp, set off on a journey to Professor Clapperstein's Research Institute, where they discover a discovery from a human landfill site that will take them on an adventure through time and space.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 176 pages
Publication date: 28 August 2022
Publisher: The Book Guild Ltd

“William Hiccup,” said Bertrand, with a concerned tone, “you are evidently suffering from THE CLOVE-HITCH VIRUS!”

William Hiccup, a young man with a peculiar gait, exclaimed in disbelief, “Well, I'll be a popped-lipped, wrong-hipped, wobbity-wiggled, wonky-legged son-of-a-peg-legged clove-hitching post!”

Bertrand, a beetle with a keen sense of observation, couldn't help but notice the obvious signs of the virus affecting William. His movements were uncoordinated, and he seemed to be struggling to maintain balance.

With a mixture of concern and amusement, Bertrand replied, “I'm afraid I have to agree with you, William. You seem to be displaying symptoms of THE CLOVE-HITCH VIRUS. It's a condition that affects the nervous system, causing a range of unusual movements and behaviors.”

William's face twisted in frustration. “I don't believe in this nonsense!” he exclaimed. “I'm perfectly fine! Just a bit clumsy, that's all.”

Bertrand, however, was not convinced. He had seen many cases of THE CLOVE-HITCH VIRUS before and knew the symptoms all too well. He continued to explain the virus to William, its origins, and the potential consequences of not seeking treatment.

William, still skeptical, decided to ignore Bertrand's advice and continue on his journey. However, as they ventured deeper into the wood of Lower Tinklewigglebottom, their voyage was filled with incidents and meetings of other insect acquaintances.

Among them was Professor Clapperstein, a renowned earwig scientist, inventor, and discoverer. Bertrand had been friends with Professor Clapperstein for many years and had heard of his latest discovery from a human landfill site.

Professor Clapperstein had made a groundbreaking discovery that could take the group on an adventure through time and space. However, there was a catch. The threat of the Clove-Hitch Virus Crisis followed them to this new world of aliens and medieval knights.

Bertrand, knowing the seriousness of the situation, urged William to seek immediate medical attention. He explained that the virus could have devastating consequences, and without proper treatment, it could lead to permanent disability or even death.

William, still hesitant, decided to take a chance. He sought out the nearest medical facility and was diagnosed with THE CLOVE-HITCH VIRUS. The treatment was long and difficult, but with the help of Professor Clapperstein and his team, William eventually recovered.

As they returned to Bertrand's home in the wood of Lower Tinklewigglebottom, William couldn't help but feel grateful for Bertrand's concern and advice. He realized that sometimes, even the most unlikely friends can offer valuable guidance and support.

Bertrand, on the other hand, was proud of his friend for overcoming such a challenging obstacle. He knew that the journey through the wood of Lower Tinklewigglebottom had been a test of their friendship, and they had emerged stronger for it.

From that day forward, William and Bertrand remained close friends, and their adventures continued to be filled with excitement, danger, and unexpected surprises. They knew that anything was possible in the world of insects, and they were ready to face any challenge that came their way.

As Bertrand the Beetle himself would say, “A Book as Bouncy, Bountiful, and Brilliant as a King-Cut Kindled Candle.”

Weight: 230g
Dimension: 138 x 215 x 16 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781914471995