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Crap Divination: The Dark Art of Reading Dark Marks: How to Interpret Toilet Runes

Crap Divination: The Dark Art of Reading Dark Marks: How to Interpret Toilet Runes

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This book is a divination guide for toilet marks, using symbolics to reveal the mysteries of symbolics and the meaning of what comes from our souls. It is an illustrated guide to the dark art of reading dark marks and is written by Dingleberry Marx, who knows he is shit and his shit.

Format: Hardback
Length: 80 pages
Publication date: 14 October 2021
Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group


This comprehensive guide provides a detailed exploration of toilet marks, unveiling the mysteries behind your secretions. With its easy-to-follow approach, it empowers you to develop your innate intuition skills and delve into the enigmatic realm of symbolics. However, this guide goes beyond mere symbolism; it delves into the depths of profound insights. By sifting through the layers of excrement, you will uncover the hidden treasures of truth that reside within your soul. This illustrated guide serves as a compass, guiding you through the enigmatic language of toilet markings and offering a deeper understanding of the messages conveyed by your bodily fluids. Embrace the power of crap divination, the tarot of turds, the butt-bean favomancer's companion, the smelly-pebble pessomancer's pamphlet, and your key to unlocking the art of reading dark marks. While some may consider it a matter of opinion, this guide remains a valuable resource for those seeking to explore the enigmatic world of toilet markings and uncover the secrets hidden within their excrement.

About the author: Dingleberry Marx, with his self-awareness and knowledge of his subject matter, brings a unique perspective to this guide. He acknowledges his expertise in the field and confidently shares his insights, offering a humorous and informative journey into the world of crap divination. Whether you are a seasoned toilet reader or a curious explorer, this guide will provide you with valuable tools and insights to enhance your understanding of the mysteries of bodily fluids and their symbolic meanings.

Weight: 168g
Dimension: 112 x 156 x 14 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9780753734674

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