Weldon Owen
Festive As F*ck: Subversive Cross-Stitch for the Holidays
Festive As F*ck: Subversive Cross-Stitch for the Holidays
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ExcellentThis book provides 20 festive and irreverent cross-stitch patterns to help relieve holiday stress and make gifts. With simple instructions and clear patterns, even beginners can enjoy creating these designs. The perfect snarky gift for anyone who loves humor and creativity.
Format: Hardback
Length: 128 pages
Publication date: 03 October 2023
Publisher: Weldon Owen
Are you ready for the holidays? Not us! Grab your needle and thread and get ready to stab away the stress of the holidays with this collection of festive f*cking patterns–and maybe even make a few gifts to boot!
Let's face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won't cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world's most badass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple "Ho" ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold's famous "Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the Tylenol?"
There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little "Hello Drunk, I'm Christmas" for your tree, or make a "Deck the Halls and Not Your Family" for your sibling.
And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday!
TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy
20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season
EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun
INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork
THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make your friends and family laugh out loud.
So, grab your needle and thread, and let's get started on some holiday fun! Happy stitching!
Weight: 655g
Dimension: 203 x 203 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9798886740769
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