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Conor Sneyd

Future Fish

Future Fish

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Mark McGuire is a customer service assistant in the dismal town of Ashcross, Ireland. He is wrong about his new job, as there is a cute receptionist, the launch of a new product, and a ragtag band of exorcists, alien-hunters, and animal rights warriors who are all convinced WellCat is up to no good. Conor Sneyd captures the powerlessness of low-rung office life and the seductive zealotry of our times.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 304 pages
Publication date: 24 February 2023
Publisher: Eye Books


Mark McGuire, fresh off his sacking from his first job in Dublin, finds himself in the dreary town of Ashcross, taking up a new position as a customer service assistant for Ireland's second-largest pet food brand, WellCat. Upon his arrival, he initially feels it's a toss-up between dying of misery or boredom. However, his initial impressions couldn't be more wrong.

Firstly, the improbably cute receptionist, Kevin, appears to be auditioning as the man of Mark's dreams. Additionally, there's the impending launch of a highly secretive new product, Future Fish, on the horizon. Not to mention the eclectic group of exorcists, alien-hunters, and animal rights warriors who are all convinced that WellCat is up to no good. What drives these crackpots to pursue Mark with such determination? And will their schemes ultimately ruin his career prospects?

In Conor Sneyd's delightful comic caper, he masterfully captures the sheer powerlessness of low-rung office life and the seductive zealotry of our times. The story unfolds with a perfect blend of humor, satire, and unexpected twists, keeping readers engaged and entertained from start to finish. Mark's journey through the town of Ashcross is filled with hilarious encounters and outrageous situations, as he navigates the treacherous waters of corporate politics and the enigmatic world of animal rights activists.

Through his interactions with Kevin, the receptionist with a hidden agenda, and the enigmatic group of activists, Mark discovers that there's more to WellCat than meets the eye. As he delves deeper into the company's operations, he uncovers a conspiracy that threatens the health and well-being of pets nationwide. With the clock ticking, Mark must rally his colleagues and confront the powerful forces behind the conspiracy before it's too late.

"Sacked from his first job in Dublin, Mark McGuire arrives in the dismal town of Ashcross to take up a new role as customer service assistant for Ireland's second-biggest pet food brand, WellCat. From his initial impressions, it's a toss-up whether he'll die of misery or boredom. He couldn't be more wrong. For starters, the improbably cute receptionist, Kevin, seems willing to audition as the man of Mark's dreams. There's also the launch of a hush-hush new product, Future Fish, on the horizon. Not to mention the ragtag band of exorcists, alien-hunters, and animal rights warriors who are all convinced WellCat is up to no good. Why are these crackpots so keen on getting close to Mark? And will their schemes ruin his career prospects?"

In a deliciously daft comic caper, Conor Sneyd perfectly captures the powerlessness of low-rung office life as well as the seductive zealotry of our times. The story is filled with memorable characters, witty dialogue, and unexpected plot twists that keep readers engaged and entertained throughout. Sneyd's writing style is sharp and witty, with a keen eye for detail and a penchant for satire.

One of the standout aspects of the book is its portrayal of low-rung office life. Mark McGuire's journey from a disgruntled employee to a hero of the pet food industry is a testament to the power of perseverance and determination. He faces numerous challenges and setbacks, but his unwavering commitment to his job and his determination to uncover the truth ultimately lead him to success.

The book also explores the themes of corporate greed, animal welfare, and the lengths people will go to for personal gain. WellCat, the pet food brand at the center of the story, is portrayed as a ruthless corporation that puts profits before the well-being of its customers and their pets. The company's launch of Future Fish, a product that is suspected to be harmful to animals, serves as a metaphor for the larger corporate world's disregard for ethical practices.

The ragtag band of exorcists, alien-hunters, and animal rights warriors who pursue Mark throughout the story are a testament to the growing movement against corporate greed and animal exploitation. These characters are portrayed as passionate and dedicated to their cause, but also as flawed and sometimes misguided. Their schemes to expose WellCat's wrongdoing are both hilarious and heartwarming, as they demonstrate the power of community and the importance of standing up for what is right.

Overall, "Sacked from his first job in Dublin" is a must-read for anyone who enjoys a good laugh and a thought-provoking story. Conor Sneyd's comic caper perfectly captures the powerlessness of low-rung office life, the seductive zealotry of our times, and the importance of standing up for what is right. The book is filled with memorable characters, witty dialogue, and unexpected plot twists that keep readers engaged and entertained from start to finish. Whether you're a fan of comedy, satire, or just a good story, this book is sure to delight.


Dimension: 198 x 129 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781785633515

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