Great American Cheese War: The comedy thriller you'll swear you're living today

A mysterious illness afflicts friends of Governor Bill Hoeksma of Michigan, and his conspiring advisors point to a rumoured viral weapons attack by the Wisconsin government. When the conspiracy runs out of road, and guns are drawn in a showdown outside a Cracker Barrel, will anyone emerge victorious from the Great American Cheese War? 

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 320 pages
Publication date: 27 June 2019
Publisher: Prelude Books

Governor Bill Hoeksma, a simple-minded individual with a fondness for firearms and a strong admiration for George W. Bush, holds the esteemed position of governor of Michigan. However, his tenure is marked by a series of enigmatic events that unfold when his inner circle falls victim to a mysterious illness. Speculation arises, suggesting that the Wisconsin government may be responsible for a purported viral weapons attack, purportedly orchestrated through the transmission of monkeypox-carrying prairie dogs. In response, Governor Bill, influenced by his conspiring advisors, decides to mobilize the Michigan militia to lead the military response. This decision sets off a chain of events that culminate in chaos and places Governor Bill unwittingly at the center of a scheme orchestrated by his powerful father.

The scheme itself begins with an unconventional focus: cheese research. Governor Bill's father, who holds significant influence in the business world, is determined to revolutionize the cheese industry by introducing a new variety that boasts unparalleled taste and durability. To achieve this, he enlists the help of a Hollywood movie star, who has a reputation for being unconventional and adventurous. Together, they embark on a mission to create the perfect cheese, utilizing cutting-edge technology and unconventional methods.

As the conspiracy unfolds, it becomes clear that the stakes are high, and the consequences of failure could be catastrophic. The Great American Cheese War has begun, pitting Governor Bill and his militia against the Wisconsin government and their allies. The stage is set for a showdown outside a Cracker Barrel, where the fate of the nation, or at least the cheese industry, will be decided.

In this intense and suspenseful narrative, two unlikely heroes emerge to play pivotal roles. The first is an aging lesbian state senator, who has a reputation for being fiercely independent and outspoken. She is drawn into the conspiracy when she discovers that her own political ambitions may be intertwined with the scheme. The second hero is a high-school teacher born and raised in the Michigan militia. He has a deep understanding of the terrain and the tactics used by the militia.

As the confrontation between the two sides approaches, tensions are high, and the odds are stacked against Governor Bill and his militia. However, they are determined to fight for what they believe in, and they are willing to risk everything to achieve their goals.

In the end, the Great American Cheese War will have a surprising outcome, leaving readers wondering who emerged victorious and what the consequences of this epic battle will be. This novel is a thrilling and thought-provoking exploration of power, politics, and the lengths that people will go to achieve their dreams.

Weight: 220g
Dimension: 130 x 197 x 22 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781788421577