How to be a Bad Botanist

Simon Barnes, a self-confessed bad birdwatcher, realized that plants are essential for birds' survival and create habitats. He explores the wonders of plants in his book, "How to Be a Bad Botanist," from photosynthesis to reproduction and their diversity in the natural world.

Format: Hardback
Length: 288 pages
Publication date: 25 April 2024
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Ltd

Self-confessed bad birdwatcher Simon Barnes thought he knew nothing about plants. He didn't have anything against them: trees are interesting because birds perch in them; plants are useful because they create habitats, and all birds live in habitats. But while admiring the tenacity of some yellow horned poppies thriving on a shingle beach – a place where it seemed no plant had a hope of surviving – he was struck by a simple yet profound truth. It all begins with plants.

In this charming and inspiring book, Barnes takes us on a fascinating journey, from the simple genius of photosynthesis to the complex and bizarre ways that plants reproduce. We consider plants as varied as cabbages and conifers, familiar wildflowers and enigmatic orchids, nefarious parasites and plants that carry deadly poisons – helping us better appreciate the beauty and diversity of the natural world.

Both a primer on botany and an exploration of how plants make our external and interior worlds, How to Be a Bad Botanist opens our eyes to the wonders around us. Plants are everywhere, in every part of your life, and you know more than you think.

Barnes' journey begins with a visit to a cabbage patch, where he learns about the different types of cabbages and their uses. He then moves on to a conifer forest, where he discovers the different types of trees and their adaptations to different environments. From there, he explores the world of wildflowers, learning about their pollination and reproduction processes.

He also delves into the world of orchids, which are known for their beauty and complexity. Barnes explains how orchids reproduce through a process called cross-pollination, which involves the transfer of pollen from one flower to another. He also discusses the different types of orchids and their unique characteristics.

In addition to discussing plants, Barnes also explores the role of plants in human society. He discusses the use of plants as food, medicine, and fuel, as well as their importance in the environment. He also explores the impact of human activities on plants, such as deforestation and pollution.

Throughout the book, Barnes uses humor and anecdotes to make botany accessible and engaging. He shares personal stories and experiences, such as his encounter with a poisonous plant that nearly killed him, and his attempts to grow his own vegetables.

One of the most interesting aspects of the book is Barnes' exploration of the relationship between plants and humans. He argues that plants are not just useful to humans but also essential to our survival. He explains that plants provide us with oxygen, food, and shelter, and that they play a crucial role in regulating the climate.

Barnes also discusses the importance of plant conservation and the need to protect endangered species. He argues that we need to take action to protect plants and their habitats, and that we need to work together to create a sustainable future.

In conclusion, How to Be a Bad Botanist is a charming and inspiring book that will teach you everything you need to know about plants. Whether you're a beginner or an experienced botanist, this book will open your eyes to the wonders of the natural world and inspire you to appreciate the importance of plants in our lives.

Weight: 398g
Dimension: 224 x 141 x 26 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781398518919