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Ian Holloway

How to Be a Football Manager: Enter the hilarious and crazy world of the gaffer

How to Be a Football Manager: Enter the hilarious and crazy world of the gaffer

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Ian Holloway, aka Ollie, has written a book called How to Be a Football Manager, which has been shortlisted for the Sunday Times Sports Book of the Year 2023. The book is a hilarious and insightful look into the world of football management, featuring a wealth of anecdotes and wisdom acquired on the hoof. Holloway has been a player and manager for 40 years, experiencing everything from the giddy heights of taking Blackpool to the Premier League to fighting relegation with Grimsby Town. The book is not a handbook, but rather a guide to dealing with the ridiculous, fighting your corner, and always having a comeback.

Format: Hardback
Length: 320 pages
Publication date: 27 October 2022
Publisher: Headline Publishing Group



Jim White, Daily Telegraph: "fascinating, frank, funny."

Henry Winter, The Times: "insightful, engaging, revealing, and a warm and often funny read."

FourFourTwo: "very entertaining, great stories."

Hawksbee & Jacobs, talkSPORT radio: "an incredible book."

The i newspaper: "Yeah, I'm all that plus a bag of chips."

Come round my house and we'll have a fight on the front lawn.
I'm as chuffed as a badger at the start of the mating season.
I thought his bum cheeks looked very pert.


Football management is like being a potato - you're never too far from the sack and everyone is constantly chipping away at you. It's not for the faint-hearted and unless you've got skin as thick as rhino and, more importantly, a wicked sense of humor, you've no chance of surviving. Ian Holloway - aka Ollie - has all the above and more besides. His press conferences are the stuff of legend. He's been there, seen it, and done it in his 40 years as a player and manager, and has been entertaining football fans on and off the pitch for most of his life. He's been head honcho at clubs in all four divisions in English football, experiencing everything from the giddy heights of taking Blackpool to the Premier League to fighting relegation from the Football League with Grimsby Town. There's never been a dull moment.


In the joyful How to Be a Football Manager, Holloway weaves a fantastically rich tapestry of hilarious anecdotes to reveal what being the boss is really like. This is not a handbook to tell you when to play a Christmas tree formation.

Weight: 532g
Dimension: 164 x 242 x 33 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781472298591

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