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Stuart Ross

I Am Claude Francois and You Are a Bathtub

I Am Claude Francois and You Are a Bathtub

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Stuart Ross' third story collection explores fame, Hollywood, pop culture, and the art of writing short stories. It includes tales about Claude François, Lee Marvin, a potato worshipper, and a tourist in Nicaragua.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 160 pages
Publication date: 10 November 2022
Publisher: Anvil Press Publishers Inc


Stuart Ross' captivating third story collection takes his exploration of the short story and narrative to new depths. Within these pages, readers are treated to a trio of tales that delve into the realm of fame, employing the captivating lens of 1960s-70s French pop and disco icon Claude François. The narratives unfold as legendary Hollywood actor Lee Marvin steps in to save the day, time and again, showcasing his indomitable spirit. Meanwhile, a small town worships an all-knowing potato, a man dons a bib to consume his neighbor's house, a tourist embarks on a romantic journey in Nicaragua, and in an educational anti-story, the author imparts valuable insights into the art of writing the short story.

In "I Am Claude François and You Are a Bathtub," Stuart Ross, a veteran of the Canadian literary underground, unleashes a formidable array of emotions, absurdity, humor, and cantankerousness. Through these captivating tales, Ross delves into the complexities of fame, offering a unique perspective on the human condition. The characters, including Claude François, Lee Marvin, and the citizens of the small town, are vividly portrayed, eliciting a range of emotions from laughter to contemplation. The author's skillful storytelling and vivid descriptions transport readers to different worlds, leaving a lasting impact on their minds.

This collection not only showcases Ross' exceptional writing skills but also demonstrates his ability to push boundaries and challenge societal norms. With his distinct voice and bold approach, he invites readers to explore the darker corners of the human psyche and ponder the intricacies of fame and identity. "I Am Claude François and You Are a Bathtub" is a must-read for anyone who appreciates well-crafted stories that delve into the human experience with wit, wisdom, and a touch of absurdity.


ISBN-13: 9781772141979

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