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Murder Your Employer: The McMasters Guide to Homicide: THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER

Murder Your Employer: The McMasters Guide to Homicide: THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER

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The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts is a luxurious, clandestine college dedicated to the fine art of murder. To gain admission, a student must have an ethical reason for erasing someone who deeply deserves a fate no worse (nor better) than death. The campus of this Poison Ivy League college is where you might find yourself the practice target of a classmate, and where one's mandatory graduation thesis is getting away with the perfect murder of someone whose death will make the world a much better place to live.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 416 pages
Publication date: 28 September 2023
Publisher: Headline Publishing Group


The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts is a luxurious and clandestine college dedicated to the fine art of murder. Students study how best to delete their most deserving victim, with an ethical reason for erasing someone who deeply deserves a fate no worse (nor better) than death. The campus of this Poison Ivy League college is unknown to even those who study there, and one's mandatory graduation thesis is getting away with the perfect murder of someone whose death will make the world a much better place to live.

Murder Your Employer is a delightful mix of witty wordplay, breathtaking twists, and genuine intrigue. It will gain you admission into a wholly original world, cocooned within the most entertaining book about well-intentioned would-be murderers you'll ever read.

Rupert Holmes' send-up of higher education and even higher crimes and misdemeanors will keep you up at night, alternating between turning pages and checking to make sure the front door is locked. Gregory Maguire, author of Wicked, imagines a secret Hogwarts-like school that teaches the fine art of pulling off the perfect (and perfectly deserved) murder.

The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts is a luxurious and clandestine college dedicated to the fine art of murder. Students study how best to delete their most deserving victim, with an ethical reason for erasing someone who deeply deserves a fate no worse (nor better) than death. The campus of this Poison Ivy League college is unknown to even those who study there, and one's mandatory graduation thesis is getting away with the perfect murder of someone whose death will make the world a much better place to live.

Murder Your Employer is a delightful mix of witty wordplay, breathtaking twists, and genuine intrigue. It will gain you admission into a wholly original world, cocooned within the most entertaining book about well-intentioned would-be murderers you'll ever read.

Rupert Holmes' send-up of higher education and even higher crimes and misdemeanors will keep you up at night, alternating between turning pages and checking to make sure the front door is locked. Gregory Maguire, author of Wicked, imagines a secret Hogwarts-like school that teaches the fine art of pulling off the perfect (and perfectly deserved) murder.

Weight: 296g
Dimension: 131 x 199 x 29 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781035402410

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