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Next Time, Bring a Bigger Knife

Next Time, Bring a Bigger Knife

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‘Next Time, Bring a Bigger Knife is a memoir of a man's journey from poverty to success, involving sex and drugs, and ending in rehab and prison.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 400 pages
Publication date: 09 August 2022
Publisher: The Conrad Press

‘Next Time, Bring a Bigger Knife is an engaging, highly entertaining, and often very funny memoir that takes us from the writer's inner-city poverty in England to his qualification as a solicitor in the law before a chance encounter leads to his downfall involving sex and drugs. Poverty, followed by boarding school, propels John on adventures at Oxford in the 1970s, followed by a career in family law. A chance encounter with a beautiful woman leads to a decade of adventurous and unusual sexual encounters fueled by every drug available. Multiple sexual partners, bondage, and sex toys accompany drug dealers with knives, baseball bats, and guns before John spends time in rehab and prison. He then organises events throughout the world before retiring to South Africa, where adventure continues to find him.

Next Time, Bring a Bigger Knife

is an engaging, highly entertaining, and often very funny memoir that takes us from the writer's inner-city poverty in England to his qualification as a solicitor in the law before a chance encounter leads to his downfall involving sex and drugs. Poverty, followed by boarding school, propels John on adventures at Oxford in the 1970s, followed by a career in family law. A chance encounter with a beautiful woman leads to a decade of adventurous and unusual sexual encounters fueled by every drug available. Multiple sexual partners, bondage, and sex toys accompany drug dealers with knives, baseball bats, and guns before John spends time in rehab and prison. He then organises events throughout the world before retiring to South Africa, where adventure continues to find him.

Weight: 346g
Dimension: 129 x 199 x 34 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781914913822

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