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Perpetual Disappointments Diary

Perpetual Disappointments Diary

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The "Perpetual Disappointments Diary" by Nick Asbury is a downbeat weekly journal for pessimists, stoics, and losers, offering Realistic Mindfulness Prompts, Demotivational Proverbs, Unhelpful Folk Rhymes, Useful Phrases translated into four languages, advice for surviving Even Worse Case Scenarios, a Boring Crossword, and Bleak Strategies to overcome creative blocks. It is not specific to one year and includes various topics such as Notable Deaths, Bank Insecurity Questions, People Who Never Call, Notes Towards A Dull Novel, Pointless Doodles, and more.

Format: Diary
Length: 352 pages
Publication date: 01 October 2020
Publisher: Pan Macmillan


The eagerly anticipated return of "Perpetual Disappointments Diary" by Nick Asbury has arrived, and it is, unfortunately, the most disappointing edition yet. This downbeat weekly journal, beloved by pessimists, stoics, and losers worldwide, offers a blend of Realistic Mindfulness Prompts, Demotivational Proverbs, Unhelpful Folk Rhymes, and reminders of Notable Deaths to help ground readers in a world of negativity. With its practical advice for surviving Even Worse Case Scenarios, such as fighting a crocodile while tired or surviving an elephant stampede while running into an ex, the diary provides a unique perspective on life's challenges.

In addition to its practical content, the diary offers a range of activities to fill idle moments, including a Boring Crossword to challenge readers' minds and Bleak Strategies to overcome creative blocks. Whether you're looking for a source of inspiration or a way to navigate the challenges of life, "Perpetual Disappointments Diary" has you covered.

This edition is not limited to a specific year, as the content remains consistent across all editions. With its witty and relatable writing, "Perpetual Disappointments Diary" has become a staple for those seeking a darker and more humorous take on life's struggles. So, if you're in need of a dose of realism and a laugh to brighten your day, be sure to check out this latest edition of "Perpetual Disappointments Diary."

Weight: 336g
Dimension: 134 x 212 x 18 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781529038651

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