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Nicholas James

Pipe Dreams: Secret Diaries of a Neighbourhood Plumber

Pipe Dreams: Secret Diaries of a Neighbourhood Plumber

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Nick, a plumber with over 20 years of experience, has written a book called "Tales of the Unexpected" that showcases his plumbers-eye view of society. He has shared thousands of mugs of tea with hundreds of fascinating people and has used his toolbox, including a notebook, to jot down measurements and find characters to write about. The book includes tales of a high-court judge, a divorcing woman, and all the wonderful people he meets when his number is posted on Grindr as an LGBTQ+-friendly plumber. London is a melting pot, filled with an extraordinary variety of fascinating people who all need a plumber.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 256 pages
Publication date: 02 March 2023
Publisher: Ad Lib Publishers Ltd


Over the course of more than two decades spent working as a plumber, Nick has had the privilege of sharing countless cups of tea with an array of captivating individuals. Here, he presents his unique perspective as a plumber through a series of engaging, humorous, and occasionally outrageous tales that take place beneath the kitchen sink.

While attending to plumbing tasks, Nick sought out characters to populate his stories. In addition to his trusty spanners, he carried a notebook, which served as a repository for not only measurements but also a wealth of captivating anecdotes. As a result, "The Secret Plumber" possesses a treasure trove of remarkable stories, featuring individuals who may very well be your friends, family, or neighbors.

Among the intriguing characters Nick encounters are the high-court judge whose wife wields ultimate authority; the divorcing woman who leverages his expertise to establish a peculiar Botox business; and the diverse array of individuals he meets when his phone number is listed on Grindr as an LGBTQ+-friendly plumber.

This book, aptly titled Tales of the Unexpected, offers a refreshing and unconventional take on London. It portrays the city as one of the most diverse and vibrant places on the planet, encompassing a wide spectrum of experiences, from perilous to opulent. To Nick, London is a melting pot, teeming with an extraordinary variety of fascinating individuals, all of whom share a common need for a plumber.

Through his captivating tales, Nick invites readers to explore the hidden corners of society and gain a newfound appreciation for the diverse tapestry of humanity that inhabits our world. Whether you're a plumber yourself or simply seeking an entertaining and thought-provoking read, this book is sure to captivate and inspire.

Weight: 208g
Dimension: 588 x 221 x 18 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781802470932

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