Princesses Don't Parp

The Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Par Ping. She is nervous about what may happen if she pumps, parps, or toots. However, everyone knows that princesses don't pump.

\n Format: Paperback / softback
\n Length: 32 pages
\n Publication date: 08 August 2019
\n Publisher: Simon & Schuster Ltd
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The Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Par Ping. She's starting to feel nervous. What happens if she pumps or parps or does bum-blasts or toots, bottom-burps, whizpops or poots? That shouldn't be a problem, though, as everyone knows princesses don't pump.

But what if she does? What if she's the only one who does? What if everyone thinks she's weird? What if they don't let her dance?

The Princess is a little scared. She's never been to a ball before, and she doesn't know what to expect. She's heard that there are lots of fancy dresses and shoes and that everyone is very polite and nice. But she's also heard that there are some rules that you have to follow, and if you break them, you might get in trouble.

The Princess is trying to figure out what the rules are. She's asked her parents and her friends, but no one seems to know. She's even asked the palace guards, but they don't seem to know either.

Finally, the Princess decides to take matters into her own hands. She goes to the library and starts to read up on etiquette and ballroom dancing. She learns about the different types of dresses and shoes and the proper way to walk and talk. She even learns about the different types of food and drinks that are served at balls.

The Princess is feeling a little better now. She knows that she's going to have a great time at the ball, and she's excited to meet all of her friends and family. She's even started to practice her dancing, and she's getting pretty good at it.

But as the night of the ball draws closer, the Princess starts to feel a little nervous again. What if she makes a mistake? What if she says something wrong? What if she doesn't know what to do when someone asks her to dance?

The Princess takes a deep breath and tries to calm herself down. She knows that she's going to be fine. She's prepared for anything that might happen, and she's going to have a great time.

And as the ball begins, the Princess is the belle of the ball. She dances with all of her friends and family, and she even meets a few new people. She's happy and excited, and she knows that she's going to remember this night for the rest of her life.

The Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Par Ping. She's starting to feel nervous. What happens if she pumps or parps or does bum-blasts or toots, bottom-burps, whizpops or poots? That shouldn't be a problem, though, as everyone knows princesses don't pump.

But what if she does? What if she's the only one who does? What if everyone thinks she's weird? What if they don't let her dance?

The Princess is a little scared. She's never been to a ball before, and she doesn't know what to expect. She's heard that there are lots of fancy dresses and shoes and that everyone is very polite and nice. But she's also heard that there are some rules that you have to follow, and if you break them, you might get in trouble.

The Princess is trying to figure out what the rules are. She's asked her parents and her friends, but no one seems to know. She's even asked the palace guards, but they don't seem to know either.

Finally, the Princess decides to take matters. She goes to the library and starts to read up on etiquette and ballroom dancing. She learns about the different types of dresses and shoes and the proper way to walk and talk. She even learns about the different types of food and drinks that are served at balls.

The Princess is feeling a little better now. She knows that she's going to have a great time at the ball, and she's excited to meet all of her friends and family. She's even started to practice her dancing, and she's getting pretty good at it.

But as the night of the ball draws closer, the Princess starts to feel a little nervous again. What if she makes a mistake? What if she says something wrong? What if she doesn't know what to do when someone asks her to dance?

The Princess takes a deep breath and tries to calm herself down. She knows that she's going to be fine. She's prepared for anything that might happen, and she's going to have a great time.

And as the ball begins, the Princess is the belle of the ball. She dances with all of her friends and family, and she even meets a few new people. She's happy and excited, and she knows that she's going to remember this night for the rest of her life.

\n Weight: 188g\n
Dimension: 279 x 233 x 4 (mm)\n
ISBN-13: 9781471164125\n \n