Secret Santa

In this horror-comedy set during the 80s horror publishing boom, Lussi Meyer is hired by Blackwood-Patterson to find the next horror superstar, but she becomes the target of her co-workers' mean-spirited pranks. When she receives a cursed object, she must track down its anonymous Secret Santa and figure out the true meaning before it destroys the company and her soul.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 224 pages
Publication date: 10 November 2020
Publisher: Quirk Books

In this delightful horror-comedy, The Office encounters Stephen King, adorned in festive tinsel, set during the flourishing horror publishing boom of the 1980s. Written by the acclaimed satirist Andrew Shaffer, known for his works in The Daily Show, this story follows the unemployed Lussi Meyer, who is determined to find any job in the publishing industry. Despite her initial reservations about working at prestigious Blackwood-Patterson, a peculiar series of events leads to her employment and a daunting task: she must discover the next horror sensation to rival the likes of Stephen King, Anne Rice, and Peter Straub. The 1980s are a time of horror's dominance, making it the perfect genre for Lussi to pursue her dreams.

However, her journey at Blackwood-Patterson is not without its challenges. As soon as she arrives, Lussi becomes the target of her co-workers' cruel pranks. The hazing escalates during the company's annual Secret Santa gift exchange, when Lussi receives a mysterious and unsettling object that she recognizes but fails to comprehend. Unbeknownst to her, this object holds a dark secret, and it begins to wreak havoc on her co-workers, resulting in a series of horrific accidents reminiscent of George Romero's films.

Determined to unravel the mystery, Lussi seeks the assistance of her former author, the flamboyant Fabien Nightingale. Together, they embark on a mission to track down the anonymous Secret Santa and uncover the true meaning of the cursed object in Lussi's possession. As they delve deeper into the investigation, they discover that the object is connected to a powerful curse that has been haunting the publishing industry for decades. With time running out, Lussi and Fabien must confront the evil forces behind the curse and prevent it from destroying both the company and Lussi's soul.

In this captivating and suspenseful tale, The Office meets Stephen King in a fun, festive, and frightful adventure. With its blend of humor, horror, and mystery, this story offers a unique perspective on the world of publishing and the power of storytelling. Andrew Shaffer's witty writing and the talented cast's performances make it a must-read for fans of horror and comedy alike. So, grab your copy and prepare to be entertained and terrified in equal measure!

Weight: 214g
Dimension: 135 x 203 x 18 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781683692058