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The Totally Football Book

The Totally Football Book

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The Totally Football Book is a compilation of the best writing from the Totally Football Show regulars, covering the state of the game, the war in Ukraine, the rivalry between Liverpool and Manchester City, and the women's game. It also includes a day-by-day account of the 2021/22 season, a quiz, and trivia.

Format: Hardback
Length: 416 pages
Publication date: 06 October 2022
Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton


The Totally Football Book is a captivating compilation of the finest writing from the esteemed regulars of the Totally Football Show, who, by sheer coincidence, also happen to be among the most accomplished football journalists in the industry. This remarkable volume will serve as the ultimate chronicle of the current state of football, offering a diverse range of essays that delve into the intricacies and dynamics of the sport. With a blend of irreverence and insightful analysis that has become synonymous with the podcast, the book promises to provide a captivating and thought-provoking exploration of the world of football.

In the opening essay, Carl Anka delves into the lingering impact of COVID-19 on the world of football, raising questions about the appropriate asterisks to be placed against seasons affected by the pandemic. He reflects on the shadow that the virus continues to cast over the game, emphasizing the need to consider its implications and challenges.

Next, Daniel Storey takes a unique perspective, examining the war in Ukraine through the lens of football. He explores the game's place in the wider world and questions how, despite the extraordinary events unfolding, football remains an important and meaningful aspect of our lives. Storey reflects on the power of sport to bring people together and provide a sense of unity, even in the face of adversity.

Sasha Goryunov delves into the intense rivalry between Liverpool and Manchester City, offering a captivating analysis of the historical, cultural, and competitive factors that have shaped this iconic matchup. He explores the passion, talent, and dedication of the players and fans involved, highlighting the significance of this rivalry in the world of football.

Tom Williams takes a deep dive into the unique relationship between Gareth Bale and Wales. He explores the player's journey from his hometown in Wales to the pinnacle of the football world, examining the impact that his performances have had on the national team and the Welsh football community. Williams sheds light on the challenges and triumphs that Bale has experienced throughout his career, highlighting his role as a cultural ambassador and a symbol of hope for Welsh football fans.

Elias Burke examines the remarkable work that Wayne Rooney has done under extraordinary circumstances at Derby County. He explores the player's journey from one of the most decorated players in English football history to his role as a manager in the EFL Championship. Burke highlights Rooney's leadership, determination, and ability to inspire his team, showcasing his impact on both the club and the wider football community.

Katie Whyatt takes a closer look at two of the finest players in the women's game, Ella Toone and Lauren Hemp. She explores their achievements, talents, and contributions to the sport, highlighting their role as trailblazers and inspirations for young aspiring players. Whyatt sheds light on the challenges and opportunities that women's football faces, emphasizing the need for greater recognition and support.

Maher Mezahi profiles Aliou Cisse, the former Senegal captain who led his team to Africa Cup of Nations glory. Mezahi delves into Cisse's journey, from his humble beginnings to his remarkable achievements on the international stage. He explores the player's leadership, skill, and dedication, highlighting his impact on the sport and the African football community.

The book also includes a day-by-day account of the key events of the 2021/22 season, from the traditional curtain-raiser of the Community Shield to the thrilling climax of the Champions League final. The account is comprehensive, covering everything from transfers, fights, sackings, arguments, and, of course, plenty of actual football action. The reader will be transported into the heart of the football world, experiencing the highs and lows of the season firsthand.

In addition to the essays and season coverage, the book features a quiz that will test the knowledge and trivia of even the most dedicated football fans. The quiz includes a range of questions covering different aspects of football, from player statistics to historical events, and will challenge the reader's understanding of the sport in a fun and engaging way.

The Inter Totally Cup crowned a new champion this year, and the book includes a set of teasers and trivia about the seas. The trivia section will provide a light-hearted and entertaining diversion, offering a glimpse into the world of football trivia and the quirky personalities that have shaped the sport over the years.

In conclusion, The Totally Football Book is a must-read for football enthusiasts, offering a captivating blend of essays, season coverage, trivia, and more. Whether you are a seasoned football fan or a newcomer to the sport, this book will provide you with a comprehensive and engaging perspective on the world of football, leaving you eagerly anticipating the next installment.

Weight: 632g
Dimension: 160 x 242 x 35 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781529346787

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