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Were-Geeks Save the Middle of Nowhere

Were-Geeks Save the Middle of Nowhere

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Walter Chen's aunt puts the spirit of a Chinese chaos god into his body, giving him amazing kung fu skills. His lead actor and best friend, Bing Zhi Hao, disappears to become a werewolf and save the world, but his shy roommate is taking over his body. Bing must convince Walter to fight off the possession and return to the man he was before.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 222 pages
Publication date: 13 July 2021
Publisher: Dreamspinner Press


Into every generation is born a truly terrifying relative. In this instance, it is Walter Chen's aunt, who infuses his body with the spirit of a Chinese chaos god. At first, he is unaware of it because he is preoccupied with filming his indie movie in Nowhere, Wisconsin, but soon he begins to exhibit incredible kung fu skills. Wow!

Bing Zhi Hao was Walter's lead actor and closest friend until he vanished to become a werewolf and save the world. Now he's back, trying to make amends... except his shy roommate isn't quiet anymore. In fact, he's downright scary.

Bing figures out that the demigod is taking over Walter, body, mind, and soul. Soon, the man Bing loves will be gone, and chaos incarnate will be born on Earth. He has to convince Walter to fight off the possession and return to the man he was. But what can he offer a god to convince him to remain a man?

Walter Chen, a young man from Nowhere, Wisconsin, is living a quiet and ordinary life. However, his world is about to be turned upside down when his aunt infuses him with the spirit of a Chinese chaos god. At first, Walter is unaware of the transformation that is taking place within him. He is focused on his indie film project in Nowhere, Wisconsin, and the challenges that come with it.

However, as time goes on, Walter begins to notice strange changes in his body and behavior. He starts to exhibit incredible kung fu skills that he never knew he had. He can move with lightning speed and precision, and his strength and endurance are beyond human comprehension.

Walter's friends and family are initially skeptical of his claims, but as they witness his incredible abilities, they begin to believe him. However, Walter is not content with just using his powers for personal gain. He knows that the spirit of the chaos god is a powerful force that could be used for good, and he sets out to save the world from impending doom.

Walter's journey to save the world is filled with danger and challenges. He faces off against powerful enemies and battles with his own inner demons. He must confront the darkness within himself and learn to control the power that has been bestowed upon him.

Along the way, Walter meets Bing Zhi Hao, a young man who is also on a mission to save the world. Bing is a skilled martial artist and has a deep understanding of the chaos god's powers. He becomes Walter's ally and helps him to navigate the treacherous waters of the supernatural world.

Together, Walter and Bing face off against the forces of darkness and work to prevent the chaos god from unleashing his wrath upon the world. They travel to ancient temples and sacred sites, seeking the wisdom and guidance of wise sages and ancient gods.

As they journey deeper into the supernatural world, Walter and Bing learn that the chaos god is not just a force of destruction but also a symbol of balance and order. The spirit of the chaos god has been trapped within Walter's body for centuries, and it is up to them to release it and restore balance to the world.

In the final battle, Walter and Bing face off against the chaos god and his minions. Walter uses his incredible powers to defeat the chaos god and free the spirit of the chaos god from his body. The spirit of the chaos god is then released into the world, and it brings with it a sense of peace and harmony.

Walter and Bing return to Nowhere, Wisconsin, where they are greeted as heroes. Walter's indie film project is a huge success, and he is celebrated for his incredible abilities and bravery. Bing is also hailed as a hero, and he is recognized for his contributions to the fight against darkness.

Walter and Bing's journey to save the world is a testament to the power of friendship, courage, and determination. They have shown that even the most ordinary people can become extraordinary heroes when they are faced with impossible odds. The world is a better place because of their actions, and they will always be remembered as legends.


Dimension: 228 x 152 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781644058831

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