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When Life Gives You Vampires

When Life Gives You Vampires

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When Life Gives You Vampires is a paranormal Dumplin for adults, about a twenty-five-year-old woman who wakes up with fangs and must team up with a vampire to save their hides while facing her insecurities about her body in a diet-obsessed world.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 336 pages
Publication date: 04 November 2022
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc


When Life Gives You Vampires is a paranormal adult novel that delves into a captivating journey of body positivity, self-love, and embracing love unconditionally. At the age of twenty-five, Lily Baines faces a daily routine of hungover mornings, weight struggles, and underemployment. However, her world is turned upside down when she wakes up with fangs, a surprising consequence of a night of passion. Determined to unravel the mystery, Lily embarks on a quest to understand the supernatural forces at play.

Alongside her unexpected companion, Tristan, a vampire who has unintentionally turned her, Lily must navigate a complex web of challenges. They must evade other vampires, confront Lily's work-rival-turned-slayer, and endure her mother's misguided romance and fitness advice. Amidst these obstacles, Lily grapples with her insecurities about living in a society that values physical perfection, where her body will never age, never die, and never change.

Through her journey, Lily learns to embrace her unique qualities and love the (plus-size) woman she will be forever. She discovers the power of self-acceptance, the importance of standing up for herself, and the true value of genuine connections. When Life Gives You Vampires is a humorous and heartwarming tale that reminds us that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, and that true love knows no boundaries.


Dimension: 210 x 140 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781728257440

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