Boris Johnson: The Neverending Tory: The Adventure Where You Take Back Control

Boris Johnson has left Downing Street to spend more time with his family, and you can celebrate or lament his departure with this multiple-choice adventure. The book has 350 million endings, making it the perfect stocking filler for Christmas. You are Boris Johnson, embarking on a quest to fulfill your childhood ambition to be World King. You will be entranced by a monster called Trump, bewitched by a sorceress called Carrie, captivated by your backbench Orcs, and royally shafted by a little hobgoblin called Michael Gove. Not everyone wants you to be World King, so watch out for false turns that see you begging Prince Harry for a job, rotting in a Dubai jail, recruited by the KGB, wandering round Kabul trying to find 150 dogs to rescue, starting WWIII, or mistaking wine, cheese, vomit, and karaoke for a work event.

Format: Hardback
Length: 208 pages
Publication date: 03 November 2022
Publisher: Transworld Publishers Ltd

The Neverending Tory is a captivating multiple-choice adventure that allows readers to take control of Boris Johnson's journey after leaving Downing Street. With over 350 million* endings, this book serves as the perfect stocking filler for Christmas.

In this adventure, readers are transported to a world where Boris Johnson embarks on a quest to fulfill his childhood ambition of becoming the World King. However, the path to this prestigious position is not without its challenges.

Boris must navigate a treacherous landscape, encountering a monster called Trump, being bewitched by a sorceress called Carrie, and being captivated by his backbench Orcs. But that's not all; he must also contend with the treacherous actions of Michael Gove, a little hobgoblin who poses a constant threat to his aspirations.

Not everyone wants Boris to become World King, and he must watch out for false turns that could lead him to begging Prince Harry for a job, rotting in a Dubai jail, being recruited by the KGB, wandering around Kabul trying to find 150 dogs to rescue, starting WWIII, or mistaking wine, cheese, vomit, and karaoke for a work event.

However, Boris possesses magical powers that can help him achieve his goals. He can use these powers to become the Emperor of this land, the star of the hit musical Boris on Broadway, or even the Prime Minister who leads Britain back into the EU in 2024.

The Neverending Tory is a story that appeals to kids of all ages, offering a unique and entertaining perspective on the political landscape. Whether readers are fans of Boris Johnson or simply curious about what it might be like to be in his shoes, this book provides an engaging and immersive experience.

With its vast array of endings and imaginative storytelling, The Neverending Tory is sure to delight and entertain readers of all ages. So, why not add this book to your Christmas stocking and embark on a journey of adventure and possibility with Boris Johnson?

Weight: 266g
Dimension: 134 x 204 x 21 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781787636927