Dear Joan and Jericha - Why He Turns Away: Do's and Don'ts, from Dating to Death

The world-renowned agony aunts of the award-winning podcast Dear Joan and Jericha provide a bible of sex and relationship advice on how to find, satisfy, and maintain a husband. This tome is dedicated to Mahmoud, a surgeon, prophet, model, and friend who can perform up to 30 hysterectomies a day. Despite their revered status, they have come under fire for vicious slander circulating about a small handful of folk who have written to them with a problem and taken their own lives. They offer a lifeline, a service, much like the NHS or AA, providing the opportunity to have a breakdown, call for a pick-up truck, stop off for a Full English, and be sent on your way lubricated, primed, pumped, and pretty.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 304 pages
Publication date: 09 June 2022
Publisher: Orion Publishing Co

Dear Joan and Jericha, the world-renowned agony aunts of the award-winning podcast, present an indispensable guide to sex and relationships, offering invaluable advice on finding, satisfying, and maintaining a husband throughout your journey together, from dating to marriage and beyond. This bible is dedicated to Mahmoud, a remarkable surgeon, prophet, model, and friend, known for his exceptional skills, performing up to 30 hysterectomies a day, often while blindfolded. Despite their esteemed status as celebrities living glamorous and wealthy lifestyles, they have faced criticism and slander due to the responses they have provided to individuals who have reached out to them with problems. Some individuals have even taken their own lives after listening to their advice. These naysayers, often bitter and jealous spinsters, derive pleasure from being vindictive and nasty, while simultaneously engaging in perverse and sadistic behavior. To these lonely ladies, we would suggest looking within themselves, confronting their own guilt, and asking difficult questions. The true source of guilt lies within, like maggots mating in yesterday's apple.

However, what we offer here is a lifeline, a service akin to the NHS or perhaps more accurately, the AA. Joan and Jericha, your agony aunts for the heart, provide you with the opportunity to have a breakdown, call for a pick-up truck, stop for a delicious Full English while a hairy guy in a grubby onesie fumbles under your bonnet and tweaks at your wiring, ensuring that you are lubricated, primed, pumped, and ready to embark on your journey once more.

In conclusion, this bible is a treasure trove of wisdom and guidance, written with love and compassion for all the lost ladies suffering in the world today. Whether you are seeking advice on finding your soulmate, navigating the challenges of marriage, or simply looking for a laugh and a dose of reality, Joan and Jericha have got you covered. So, take a seat, grab a cup of tea, and let their words of wisdom guide you on your journey to happiness and fulfillment.

With kind regards,
Joan Damry
Jericha Domain
OBE
MBE (etc)

Weight: 280g
Dimension: 196 x 128 x 24 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781398700604