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Deep-sea Creeps

Deep-sea Creeps

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The deep sea is full of terrible exes, such as The Self-Proclaimed 'Nice Guy', The Egomaniac, and The Ex Who Wanted To Break Up (But Wanted You To Do It). This taxonomy is for anyone who has cut a loser from their line and will help identify the next creep before they reel him in.

Format: Hardback
Length: 96 pages
Publication date: 30 January 2024
Publisher: Smith Street Books


While the sea may offer a vast array of fish, it is important to discern which ones are truly worth pursuing. Unfortunately, the ones that dwell in the deep waters may not be worth the effort. Enter Deep-Sea Creeps, a taxonomy that categorizes those exes who should have remained hidden in the murky depths of your Tinder messages. From the self-proclaimed "nice guy" to the egotistical narcissist, and even the ex who attempted to break up with you but wanted you to do the dirty work, this comedic oceanographic expedition is designed for anyone who has had the misfortune of cutting a loser from their life. By exploring the various types of deep-sea creeps, you can gain valuable insights and identify potential red flags before you find yourself entangled in another toxic relationship. So, whether you're looking for a laugh or a helpful guide to navigating the treacherous waters of love, Deep-Sea Creeps has got you covered.

Weight: 306g
Dimension: 139 x 204 x 18 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781923049024

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