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Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly

Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly

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Jeremy Clarkson's Farm is back, and it's clear that farming is only one golden rule: Whatever you hope will happen, won't. Despite setbacks, Jeremy remains optimistic about life at Diddly Squat, where he gets to harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 192 pages
Publication date: 18 July 2024
Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd



Welcome back to Clarkson's Farm! It's been three exciting years since Jeremy took the reins, and he's learned that farming is a complex and unpredictable world. With unwavering determination, he's embarked on various ventures to diversify the farm, but things haven't always gone as planned.

The red trouser brigade, the Council Planning department, and even his wife, Lisa, have voiced their doubts about Jeremy's ambitious plans. However, Cheerful Charlie, the ever-optimistic handyman, remains undeterred by the challenges. He charges by the hour, navigating through the endless red tape that comes with running a farm.

The animals on the farm have their own stories to tell. The sheep have moved on, leaving behind a vacant pasture. The cows have welcomed a rented bull named Break-Heart Maestro, who has proven to be a bit of a handful. The pigs are busy making piglets, and the goats have turned out to be a bit unpredictable, to say the least.

Despite the setbacks and obstacles, Jeremy remains steadfast in his belief that life at Diddly Squat is full of possibilities. He finds joy in harvesting blackberries with a vacuum cleaner and believes that everyone deserves a happy ending.

As the seasons change, Jeremy continues to embrace the challenges and joys of farming. He's learned that success comes with resilience, perseverance, and a willingness to adapt to the unexpected. With each passing day, Diddly Squat grows and evolves, becoming a testament to Jeremy's unwavering spirit and determination.

So, join us on this journey as we follow Jeremy and his team at Diddly Squat, where every day is a new adventure and every harvest brings a sense of wonder. Let's celebrate the triumphs and struggles of farming, and the incredible resilience of the human spirit.

Weight: 140g
Dimension: 200 x 130 x 14 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781405961424

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