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Diddly Squat: 'Til The Cows Come Home: The No 1 Sunday Times Bestseller 2022

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The No. 1 Sunday Times bestseller, "Diddly Squat Farm," by Jeremy Clarkson, follows his second year at Diddly Squat Farm, where he made just £144 in his first year. Despite his lack of experience, Clarkson is determined to do better this year and is fed up of getting stick from Kaleb. Farming continues to be a challenge, with tasks such as loading a grain trailer more demanding than flying an Apache gunship and cows more dangerous than motor-racing. However, Clarkson always has a plan, and his books have praised him for showcasing the passion, humor, and personalities of the people who work throughout the year to grow the nation's food and bring an understanding of many of the issues faced by farmers to the British public.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 240 pages
Publication date: 11 May 2023
Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd

Head back down to Clarkson Farm with the bestseller from our favourite welly-wearing wannabe farmer,Jeremy Clarkson Enthusiastic trainee farmer Jeremy Clarkson made just £144 in his first year at Diddly Squat Farm. This year he's determined to do better. Not because he now knows what he's doing. But because he's fed up of getting stick from Kaleb. Yet farming continues to be a challenge. For instance . . . · Loading a grain trailer was more demanding than flying an Apache gunship? · Cows were more dangerous than motor-racing? · It's easier to get planning permission to build a nuclear plant than to turn a barn into a restaurant? Jeremy's always got a plan. Loads of them. Often cunning. Not always greeted with wild enthusiasm by Kaleb and Cheerful Charlie, however . . . PRAISE FOR DIDDLY SQUAT Clarkson has done more for farmers in one series than Countryfile achieved in 30 years James Rebanks, author of A Shepherd's Life Clarkson has showcased the passion, humor, and personalities of the people who work throughout the year to grow the nation's food. . . . and brought an understanding of many of the issues faced by farmers to the British public National Farmers Union A deserving Farming Champion of the Year Farmers Weekly I don't know anything about farming. It's like David Attenborough doing jet-skiing, or Nicholas Witchell saying, "I'm going to be a cage fighter." Jeremy Clarkson Number 1 Sunday Times bestseller, October 2022 Head back down to Clarkson Farm with the bestseller from our favorite welly-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson Enthusiastic trainee farmer Jeremy Clarkson made just £144 in his first year at Diddly Squat Farm. This year he's determined to do better. Not because he now knows what he's doing. But because he's fed up of getting stick from Kaleb. Yet farming continues to be a challenge. For instance . . . · Loading a grain trailer was more demanding than flying an Apache gunship? · Cows were more dangerous than motor-racing? · It's easier to get planning permission to build a nuclear plant than to turn a barn into a restaurant? Jeremy's always got a plan. Loads of them. Often cunning. Not always greeted with wild enthusiasm by Kaleb and Cheerful Charlie, however . . . PRAISE FOR DIDDLY SQUAT Clarkson has done more for farmers in one series than Countryfile achieved in 30 years James Rebanks, author of A Shepherd's Life Clarkson has showcased the passion, humor, and personalities of the people who work throughout the year to grow the nation's food. . . . and brought an understanding of many of the issues faced by farmers to the British public National Farmers Union A deserving Farming Champion of the Year Farmers Weekly I don't know anything about farming. It's like David Attenborough doing jet-skiing, or Nicholas Witchell saying, "I'm going to be a cage fighter." Jeremy Clarkson Number 1 Sunday Times bestseller, October 2022 Head back down to Clarkson Farm with the bestseller from our favorite welly-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson Enthusiastic trainee farmer Jeremy Clarkson made just £144 in his first year at Diddly Squat Farm. This year he's determined to do better. Not because he now knows what he's doing. But because he's fed up of getting stick from Kaleb. Yet farming continues to be a challenge. For instance . . . · Loading a grain trailer was more demanding than flying an Apache gunship? · Cows were more dangerous than motor-racing? · It's easier to get planning permission to build a nuclear plant than to turn a barn into a restaurant? Jeremy's always got a plan. Loads of them. Often cunning. Not always greeted with wild enthusiasm by Kaleb and Cheerful Charlie, however . . . PRAISE FOR DIDDLY SQUAT Clarkson has done more for farmers in one series than Countryfile achieved in 30 years James Rebanks, author of A Shepherd's Life Clarkson has showcased the passion, humor, and personalities of the people who work throughout the year to grow the nation's food. . . . and brought an understanding of many of the issues faced by farmers to the British public National Farmers Union A deserving Farming Champion of the Year Farmers Weekly I don't know anything about farming. It's like David Attenborough doing jet-skiing, or Nicholas Witchell saying, "I'm going to be a cage fighter." Jeremy Clarkson Number 1 Sunday Times bestseller, October 2022 Head back down to Clarkson Farm with the bestseller from our favorite welly-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson Enthusiastic trainee farmer Jeremy Clarkson made just £144 in his first year at Diddly Squat Farm. This year he's determined to do better. Not because he now knows what he's doing. But because he's fed up of getting stick from Kaleb. Yet farming continues to be a challenge. For instance . . . · Loading a grain trailer was more demanding than flying an Apache gunship? · Cows were more dangerous than motor-racing? · It's easier to get planning permission to build a nuclear plant than to turn a barn into a restaurant? Jeremy's always got a plan. Loads of them. Often cunning. Not always greeted with wild enthusiasm by Kaleb and Cheerful Charlie, however . . . PRAISE FOR DIDDLY SQUAT Clarkson has done more for farmers in one series than Countryfile achieved in 30 years James Rebanks, author of A Shepherd's Life Clarkson has showcased the passion, humor, and personalities of the people who work throughout the year to grow the nation's food. . . . and brought an understanding of many of the issues faced by farmers to the British public National Farmers Union A deserving Farming Champion of the Year Farmers Weekly I don't know anything about farming. It's like David Attenborough doing jet-skiing, or Nicholas Witchell saying, "I'm going to be a cage fighter." Jeremy Clarkson Number 1 Sunday Times bestseller, October 20


The No. 1 Sunday Times bestseller


Return to Clarkson Farm with the bestselling novel from our favorite welly-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson.


Enthusiastic trainee farmer Jeremy Clarkson made just £144 in his first year at Diddly Squat Farm. This year, he's determined to do better. Not because he now knows what he's doing. But because he's fed up of getting stick from Kaleb.


Yet farming continues to be a challenge.


For instance...


· Loading a grain trailer was more demanding than flying an Apache gunship?


· Cows were more dangerous than motor-racing?


· It's easier to get planning permission to build a nuclear plant than to turn a barn into a restaurant?


Jeremy's always got a plan. Loads of them. Often cunning.


Not always greeted with wild enthusiasm by Kaleb and Cheerful Charlie, however.


Praise for Diddly Squat


Clarkson has done more for farmers in one series than Countryfile achieved in 30 years.


James Rebanks, author of A Shepherd's Life, Clarkson has showcased the passion, humor, and personalities of the people who work throughout the year to grow the nation's food. . . . and brought an understanding of many of the issues faced by farmers to the British public.


National Farmers Union, A deserving Farming Champion of the Year.


Farmers Weekly, I don't know anything about farming. It's like David Attenborough doing jet-skiing, or Nicholas Witchell saying, "I'm going to be a cage fighter."


Jeremy Clarkson, Number 1 Sunday Times bestseller, October 2022.


Head back down to Clarkson Farm with the bestselling novel from our favorite welly-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson.


Enthusiastic trainee farmer Jeremy Clarkson made just £144 in his first year at Diddly Squat Farm. This year, he's determined to do better. Not because he now knows what he's doing. But because he's fed up of getting stick from Kaleb.


Yet farming continues to be a challenge.


For instance...


· Loading a grain trailer was more demanding than flying an Apache gunship?


· Cows were more dangerous than motor-racing?


· It's easier to get planning permission to build a nuclear plant than to turn a barn into a restaurant?


Jeremy's always got a plan. Loads of them. Often cunning.


Not always greeted with wild enthusiasm by Kaleb and Cheerful Charlie, however.


Praise for Diddly Squat


Clarkson has done more for farmers in one series than Countryfile achieved in 30 years.


James Rebanks, author of A Shepherd's Life, Clarkson has showcased the passion, humor, and personalities of the people who work throughout the year to grow the nation's food. . . . and brought an understanding of many of the issues faced by farmers to the British public.


National Farmers Union, A deserving Farming Champion of the Year.


Farmers Weekly, I don't know anything about farming. It's like David Attenborough doing jet-skiing, or Nicholas Witchell saying, "I'm going to be a cage fighter."


Jeremy Clarkson, Number 1 Sunday Times bestseller, October 2022.

Weight: 172g
Dimension: 198 x 128 x 15 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781405954631

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