Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths

Alberto Toribio, the Dirtbag Astrologer, believes that astrology is useful for getting laid, destroying enemies, and improving life. He guides readers through the twelve sun signs, Moon and Rising Signs, Houses, Transits, and other crucial information, revealing emotional truths and eliciting giggles.

Format: Hardback
Length: 192 pages
Publication date: 30 September 2022
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Co Inc

Astrology, according to Alberto Toribio, also known as The Dirtbag Astrologer, holds immense potential for a multitude of purposes. It can be employed effectively to enhance one's chances of finding romantic partners, exert influence over adversaries, and improve overall well-being. While the order of these benefits may vary, it is possible that they may occur in sequence. Toribio takes readers on a comprehensive journey through the intricate world of the twelve sun signs, offering insights into the unique characteristics and behaviors of each sign. From the sensitive and nurturing Cancer to the fiery and assertive Aries, he delves into the intricacies of each sign, helping readers gain a deeper understanding of themselves and those around them.

As Toribio guides readers through the complexities of astrology, they will be subjected to a range of emotions. They may feel a sense of vulnerability as he exposes the darker aspects of their sun signs, but they will also find themselves laughing bitterly at the reminders of their exes' traits. However, the journey does not end there. Toribio further explores the significance of moon and rising signs, houses, transits, and other crucial astrological elements. He unravels the mysteries behind these celestial phenomena, providing valuable information that can reveal one's emotional truths and even elicit a few giggles along the way.

This handbook to the stars, penned by an astrologer who is unafraid to deliver the hard truths, even when they hurt (especially when they hurt), is a must-read for anyone interested in delving deeper into the realm of astrology. Whether you are a seasoned astrologer or a novice seeking to gain a better understanding of yourself and the world around you, Toribio's insights and humor will captivate and inspire you. So, grab your copy of "Astrology: A No-Holds-Barred, Medium-Spicy, Cosmic Truth Bomb from the Dirtbag Astrologer Himself!" and embark on a journey of self-discovery and enlightenment.

Dimension: 177 x 127 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781454945529