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Divorced Not Dead

Divorced Not Dead

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Divorced Not Dead is a romcom about being fifty and not yet dead yet. It follows Frankie, who leaves her husband of twenty years and throws herself back into the dating game with a vengeance. She signs up to two dating apps, but realizes the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit. The book is honest, unfiltered, and hilarious, and readers love it.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 384 pages
Publication date: 28 September 2023
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers

Divorced Not Dead is a no-holds-barred, heartfelt, and laugh-out-loud hilarious romcom about being fifty, but absolutely not yet dead yet! Meet Frankie: fifty, divorced, and getting back on the horse. After leaving Twatface – her husband of twenty years – she's starting again from scratch. And when her son also flees the nest for university, Frankie decides it's time to throw herself back into the dating game with a vengeance. On best friend Bel's recommendation, Frankie signs up to two dating apps: one for love, another for casual hook-ups (because why the f**k not?!). However, as she navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, ghosts, GILFs, and everything in between, she realizes the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit – and it really is a bloody jungle out there. Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag? Or – if there's any justice in the world – both? Divorced Not Dead is an honest, unfiltered, hilarious book that will have your cheeks hurting from laughing so much. Louise Pentland, Daily Mail, said, "A blast! We need more books like this!" Georgie Hall, Best, said, "Personal, funny, relatable, and motivational! Shazia Mirza, Platinum, said, "A no-holds-barred, honest romcom. Highly recommend!" Lesley Sharp, Best Funny, Frank, and Loving, said, "Whipsmart, feminist, and sex-positive. I defy anyone to read this without loudly cackling." Kitty Wilson, Sweary, Sassy, and Sensational, said, "Sweary, sassy, and sensational, this is a book that surprises as well as e."

Weight: 258g
Dimension: 130 x 199 x 28 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9780008651305

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