Effin' Birds 2027 Monthly/Weekly Planner Calendar

Tired of toxic positivity? These birds get it. Each weekly spread in this twelve-month planner features hilarious avian shit-talk paired with intricate vintage bird artwork. With a strong dose of sarcasm, a healthy serving of swear-therapy, and some much-needed side-eye, this planner is here to help you tackle it all—from errands to obligatory social engagements to existential dread. Perfect for fans of fowl humor, sweary sarcasm, and real talk—with wings. Features include:7" x 9" (14" x 9" open)Perfect boundSturdy softcoverPrinted on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based inkRibbon page marker12-month planner: January–December 2027Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and remindersMonthly and weekly planning pagesWeekly spreads include full-color sweary bird artwork and plenty of room to writeExtra pages at back for notes, goals, and moreYear-at-a-glance pages for 2026, 2027, and 2028Official major world holidays and observancesMoon phases, based on Universal TimeVintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

• Publication date: 11 August 2026
• Page count: 140
• Dimensions: Height 236 mm; Width 183 mm; Thickness 13 mm
• Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Format: PC
• ISBN-13: 9798881607814