Going on the Turn: Being the Extraordinary Stories of My Life and Dodging Death's Door

This book is a humorous journey through the author's life, including encounters with David Bowie, Kanye West, John Cleese, Peter O Toole, and adventures in the Fourth Dimension. It also reveals the Man With The Foulest Mouth In All Show Business and discusses the author's struggles with showbiz and being told they could be "On The Way Out."

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 272 pages
Publication date: 06 September 2018
Publisher: Orion Publishing Co

In this book my father dies. I almost die.*** My showbiz career winds down. And yet everyone keeps telling me it's the funniest book I've ever written. If I'd known that's what the public wanted, I'd have cancelled Pets Win Prizes and just got sick sooner.

Along the way this time we encounter, among others, David Bowie, Kanye West (I think), John Cleese, Peter O'Toole, and have several adventures in the Fourth Dimension. Oh, and I can reveal the Man With The Foulest Mouth In All Show Business. Plus assorted high-kicking hoopla and a whole lot of rather stark stuff about what it's like to be told you could be On The Way Out.

*** (SPOILER ALERT: I don't actually die.)

Weight: 286g
Dimension: 130 x 197 x 29 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781780226095