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Help! Children Have Taken Over the World

Help! Children Have Taken Over the World

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In a world where children make the rules, three ordinary children discover astonishing new powers and organize a rebellion against the grown-ups.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 88 pages
Publication date: 28 August 2023
Publisher: The Book Guild Ltd


In a world where children hold the power to shape the rules and regulations, a remarkable transformation takes place. The visionary scientist, Max Splatter, unveils a breakfast cereal that promises to enhance children's cognitive abilities, igniting a series of extraordinary events. Three ordinary children, Patch Patterson, Fred Crosby, and Romany Wishbone, find themselves at the center of this extraordinary journey. As they discover their newfound powers, they embark on a mission to reclaim their lives from the grown-ups who have been causing them distress.

However, the adults are not willing to relinquish their authority easily. The children, determined to make a change, gather together and form a rebellion against the prime minister, George Bourne-Tarool, and the entire British army. With their courage and ingenuity, the kids rally support from their peers and launch a daring attack on the government's stronghold.

The battle is fierce, and the odds are stacked against them. But the children's determination and unity shine through, and they ultimately triumph. They rewrite the rules, creating a world where children are respected, heard, and empowered. Patch, Fred, and Romany become symbols of hope and inspiration for generations to come, reminding everyone that the power to create a better future lies within the hands of the young.

Weight: 144g
Dimension: 126 x 198 x 9 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781915853011

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