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I'll Die After Bingo: My unlikely life as a care home assistant

I'll Die After Bingo: My unlikely life as a care home assistant

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Pope Lonergan's no-holds-barred account of life inside a care home challenges us to think differently about the value of our elderly and the carers who look after them. It is nominated for the Chortle Comedy Book Award 2023 and is said to be "blisteringly well written, deeply humane, and very funny."

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 304 pages
Publication date: 08 June 2023
Publisher: Ebury Publishing


Nominated for the Chortle Comedy Book Award 2023, Pope Lonergan's work is a blistering blend of well-written, deeply humane, and incredibly funny content. The Daily Telegraph praised it as "enough to make you die laughing," while the Daily Mail described it as "funny and moving." Whether he's initiating a coup d'état against new regulations with the residents or forging a bond with the 98-year-old who once called him a fat slut, Pope Lonergan's work is infinitely varied. This no-holds-barred account takes readers inside a care home, offering a raw and honest portrayal of life for both residents and carers. From the night-time drama to the use of incontinence pads, and even the uniquely dark humor of one double-amputee Alzheimer's patient, this book provides a comprehensive and enlightening look at Britain's care system.

But this memoir goes beyond mere entertainment. It challenges us all to think differently about the value of our elderly and the carers who look after them. Pope Lonergan's experiences and observations shed light on the complexities and challenges faced by both parties, and offer a poignant reflection on the importance of compassion, empathy, and respect in our society.

In conclusion, Pope Lonergan's "Care Home Chronicles" is a must-read for anyone who wants to gain a deeper understanding of the world of care homes and the individuals who inhabit them. With its blend of humor, honesty, and insight, this book is sure to leave a lasting impression on readers of all ages and backgrounds.

Weight: 214g
Dimension: 128 x 198 x 22 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781529109344

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