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Lame of Thrones: The Final Book in a Song of Hot and Cold
Lame of Thrones: The Final Book in a Song of Hot and Cold
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Lame of Thrones is a parody of the popular book and television franchise, Game of Thrones. It is a loving but take-no-prisoners send-up that offers fans a way of reentering the fictional world and exploding all of its conventions to hilarious ends. The book will also leave you with gratuitous sex and violence that is more graphic than the sex and violence on the TV version.
Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 320 pages
Publication date: 26 November 2020
Publisher: Hachette Books
A loving but take-no-prisoners (grant them full amnesty) send-up of the beloved book and television franchise, Lame of Thrones will do for Game of Thrones what Nightlight and The Hunger Pains did for Twilight and The Hunger Games ,offering fans a way of reentering the fictional world they have come to love and exploding all of its conventions-as well as their expectations of the characters-to hilarious ends. This side-splitting gut-busting laugh-tastic rib-tickling make-you-laugh ha-ha parody may just even leave you more satisfied than the actual ending of Game of Thrones . And in addition to fancy-shmancy satisfaction,this book will also leave you with something way more important-something no book ever has been able to achieve: gratuitous sex and violence that is somehow more graphic than the sex and violence on the TV version of Game of Throne s.
Lame of Thrones will take you to Westopolis,where several different extremely attractive egomaniacs are vying to be ruler of the realm and sit on the Pointy Chair. Our hero Jon Dough was a likely bet,but the untimely murder of him by his own men of the Night s Crotch has made that seem less likely. However,Smellisandre,a witch who has the uncannily convenient ability to bring people back to life is also conveniently located in the same room as Jon s corpse,so maybe she ll do something about it? Will Dragon Queen Dennys Grandslam escape from her Clothkakhi captors and return to conquer the world? Or will she just get left in the desert for the rest of the books,counting grains of sand? And what about Jon Dough s siblings Bland Snark,who s off training with the Pink Eyed Raven,and Malarya Snark,who s off training with the Tasteless Men? Will they be mentioned? Probably? Almost definitely,yes? It wo.
Weight: 274g
Dimension: 139 x 209 x 26 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9780306873676
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