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The Irish government has agreed to sufficient reparations for the occupation of Mrs. Brown's Boys, and a Dublin man has solved the health crisis by clapping. A rogue siege of Ennis has maimed four people, and a man is about to serenade an apartment block with Galway Girl.

Format: Hardback
Length: 208 pages
Publication date: 05 November 2020
Publisher: Hachette Books Ireland

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- No vaccine found for the second wave of the coalition government.
- A Dublin man is happy that he has solved the health crisis by clapping.
- St. Anthony was arrested after the gardaí recovered €200,000 worth of stolen goods.
- Five ways to turn your uncommunicative, GAA-loving husband into an uncommunicative, GAA-loving CONNELL.
- The Rogue Siege of Ennis maims four.
- A man is about to serenade an apartment block with "Galway Girl" taken out by a sniper.
- The Irish government agrees that Mrs. Brown's Boys is sufficient reparations for the occupation.
- Exclusive extracts from literary sensations, Jesus Christ, What a Complete Gobnait, and Ordinary Shams.

Weight: 572g
Dimension: 161 x 206 x 14 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781529341454