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Michelle Robinson

Ten Fat Sausages

Ten Fat Sausages

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Ten fat sausages decide to escape from the pan, but will they succeed or will the cat, blender, plug hole, or fan prove their downfall? This tale of hilarity and mercilessness will have you hooting out loud.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 32 pages
Publication date: 07 February 2019
Publisher: Andersen Press Ltd


Ten fat sausages sizzle in the pan, their plump bodies quivering with anticipation. They know they don't belong there, trapped in the confines of the hot stove. The aroma of sizzling meat fills the air, and their minds race with ideas of freedom.

Suddenly, one sausage, a brave little soul, gathers all its courage and takes a leap. It sprints across the pan, its tiny legs pumping as fast as they can. The other sausages, inspired by their comrade's bravery, follow suit, their sizzling bodies leaving a trail of grease behind them.

The kitchen becomes a battlefield as the sausages dodge obstacles like the cat, the blender, the plug hole, and the fan. They swerve around pots and pans, their tiny sausages squealing with fear and excitement.

But their escape is not without its challenges. The cat, with its sharp claws and quick reflexes, is determined to catch the runaway sausages. The blender, with its powerful blades, is waiting to turn them into a delicious smoothie. The plug hole, with its mysterious depths, is a constant threat, ready to swallow them whole.

And then there's the fan, a silent but deadly opponent. Its whirring blades create a vortex of air that threatens to sweep the sausages away. The sausages must use all their wits and agility to avoid the fan's grasp.

As they race through the kitchen, the sausages encounter a series of hilarious and unexpected obstacles. They collide with pots and pans, bounce off walls, and even get caught in a cobweb. But they never give up, their determination unwavering.

Finally, after what seems like an eternity, they reach the open window. The cool breeze welcomes them, and they take a deep breath of fresh air. They look back at the kitchen, a place they once feared, and smile.

They have escaped, victorious. The cat, the blender, the plug hole, and the fan have all been defeated. The sausages have proven that they are not just meat on a stick, but brave and resilient creatures capable of overcoming any obstacle.

As they walk away, the sausages know that they have a new mission. They will continue to roam the kitchen, searching for new adventures and new tastes. And they will always remember the day they escaped, a day that will live in their memories forever.

In conclusion, "Ten Fat Sausages" is a hilarious and heartwarming tale that reminds us that even the most ordinary objects can become heroes in the right circumstances. Michelle Robinson's witty writing and Tor Freeman's vibrant artwork bring this story to life, making it a must-read for anyone who loves a good laugh and a touching story. So, grab a sausage (or two) and join the sausages on their incredible escape through the kitchen. You won't be disappointed!

Weight: 190g
Dimension: 258 x 248 x 4 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781783447510

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