The Diary of a Secret Royal

The Royal Family own swathes of the country, the seabed, and more money than anyone could ever spend, and it is the role of the Chamberlain of the NDAs to keep things that way. Follow eighteen months in the life of Fenton Footlicker Esquire as he takes Queen Elizabeth to rehab, foils a breakout from the Balmoral Labour Camp, and runs a counter-espionage unit of royal lookalikes.

Format: Hardback
Length: 256 pages
Publication date: 28 September 2023
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers

In a world that is constantly evolving, the Royal Family holds a significant presence in the country, owning vast lands, controlling a significant portion of the seabed, and possessing an immense wealth that surpasses the imagination. The responsibility of maintaining this status falls upon the Chamberlain of the NDAs, who is tasked with ensuring that the Royal Family's affairs remain orderly and secure.

Spanning eighteen months, this captivating narrative follows the adventures of Fenton Footlicker Esquire, a trusted toady who has been by the Queen's side for many years. Fenton is a man of many talents, from his ability to rehabilitate the Queen to his successful foiling of a breakout from the Balmoral Labour Camp. He even manages to run a counter-espionage unit composed of royal lookalikes, known as the Crown Duals.

Fenton is well aware of the importance of the monarchy to the UK's tourism industry. He refers to himself as the Royal Flush, a title that stems from his unwavering commitment to cleaning up the messes his charges leave behind. Without the monarchy, the UK's tourism industry would crumble instantly, and Fenton is determined to protect the institution at all costs.

Through his adventures, Fenton encounters a wide range of characters, from the eccentric to the downright bizarre. He navigates through treacherous political landscapes, deals with powerful adversaries, and faces countless challenges that test his loyalty and resolve. However, Fenton remains steadfast in his commitment to the Queen and the monarchy, and his unwavering dedication to his duties is a testament to his character and his loyalty.

In conclusion, "The Royal Flush" is a thrilling and captivating novel that delves into the world of the Royal Family and the intricate web of secrets and scandals that surround them. With its engaging plot, memorable characters, and insightful commentary on the power and influence of the monarchy, this book is a must-read for anyone who is interested in the inner workings of the British royal family.

Weight: 460g
Dimension: 144 x 224 x 33 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9780008641788