The Little Book of Kenergy

Kenergy is the main-side-kick-character energy that carries someone's purse, lets their girlfriend test out makeup ideas, and hides in their girlfriend's suitcase to surprise her on vacation. It is not all smiles and sparkles, but it is joyful, whimsical, and delights in the absurd. This book will help you become an expert in identifying, harnessing, embodying, and learning how to be the ultimate hype-man.

Format: Hardback
Length: 96 pages
Publication date: 02 November 2023
Publisher: Quercus Publishing

Kenergy, the word that has captured the attention of everyone, but what exactly is it? And how can we unlock our own Kenergy from within?

Kenergy is the energy that radiates from a person, carrying their purse as if their life depends on it. It's the willingness to let your girlfriend experiment with her makeup ideas on you first, just to ensure they look good. It's the hidden surprise in your girlfriend's suitcase, waiting to surprise her on vacation, and then happily embarking on the 6-hour flight home alone when she expresses her desire for you to stay behind.

Those with Kenergy always maintain their appearance, not just to impress their girlfriends but to make them look even hotter, a feat that seems impossible. They possess a sun-kissed tan and abs that are so shredded, you could grate cheese on them. Every morning, they meticulously polish their motorcycle, just in case they decide to learn how to ride it one day.

However, Kenergy is not all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes, he craves admiration and adoration so deeply that it becomes a struggle to carry on when he doesn't receive the praise he desires. But he patiently waits for the invasive thoughts to pass, and then joyfully resumes making his strawberry daiquiri.

In essence, Kenergy is joyful, whimsical, and revels in the absurd. With this book, you will become an expert in identifying Kenergy, harnessing your Kenergy, embodying your Kenergy, and learning how to be the ultimate hype-man.

Please note that this book is unofficial and unauthorized.

Weight: 118g
Dimension: 116 x 162 x 13 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781529437140