The Secret Diary of Boris Johnson Aged 131/4

Boris Johnson reflects on his second year at Eton, describing it as an unbroken string of victories and vindications. He outwitted his rivals, wrote every essay at the last moment, and snuck a metric tonne of Curly Wurlies from the tuck shop. He expects to achieve more in the coming year.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 208 pages
Publication date: 28 April 2022
Publisher: Quercus Publishing

Ah,Partygate. What a scandal it was! A boozy shindig I threw while Eton was in the grip of a flu epidemic. But fear not, my dear Diary, for I shall shed light on the deeper psychology of this remarkable man. Boris Johnson is a creature of contradictions. On the one hand, he is a man of immense charm, wit, and intelligence. On the other, he is a man driven by hubris, a man who believes he is above the law, a man who is willing to do anything to achieve his goals.

And what goals they are! To become Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, to lead Britain into a bright new future. To make Britain great again, as he so often says. But to achieve these goals, Boris Johnson is willing to do anything. He is willing to break the rules, to bend the truth, to manipulate the media. He is willing to sacrifice his friends, his colleagues, his principles.

And he is willing to take risks. He is a man who is willing to take chances, to push the boundaries, to explore the unknown. He is a man who is never afraid to fail, to take a risk, to try something new.

But is this a good thing? Is this the kind of man we want to lead our country? Is this the kind of man we want to be our leader? I must admit, my dear Diary, that I am torn. On the one hand, Boris Johnson is a man of immense talent, of immense energy, of immense charisma. On the other, he is a man of immense flaws, of immense contradictions.

But one thing is certain: Boris Johnson will never be boring. He will never be predictable. He will never be a man who sits back and accepts the status quo. He will always be a man who is willing to take risks, to explore the unknown, to push the boundaries. And that, my dear Diary, is a quality that we can all admire, even if we do not always agree with his methods.

So, farewell for now, my dear Diary. I must depart to continue my quest for greatness. But I shall leave you with this thought: Boris Johnson may be a man of immense flaws, but he is also a man of immense talent, of immense energy, of immense charisma. And that, my dear Diary, is a quality that we can all admire, even if we do not always agree with his methods.

Until next time, my dear Diary.

Yours,
Boris Johnson

Weight: 151g
Dimension: 196 x 128 x 18 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781529406658