The Unadulterated Cat: The Amazing Maurice Edition

The Unadulterated Cat is an endangered species as more and more people settle for boring mass-produced cats. The Campaign for Real Cats helps us to recognize a true, unadulterated cat by providing examples such as ears that look like they've been trimmed with pinking shears, never wearing flea collars, and eating quiche, giblets, and butter.

Format: Hardback
Length: 128 pages
Publication date: 03 November 2022
Publisher: Orion Publishing Co

From the world-renowned phenomenon Sir Terry Pratchett, comes the undeniable wisdom of the Amazing Maurice, presenting everything you'll ever need to know to identify the true, unadulterated cat. Unfortunately, the Unadulterated Cat is facing a significant threat as more and more individuals settle for the mundane, mass-produced cats marketed by the Ad Men, the pussies that purr into their gold-plated food bowls on television. However, the Campaign for Real Cats is determined to turn this situation around by assisting us in recognizing a genuine, unadulterated cat when we encounter one.

For instance, real cats possess ears that resemble they have been trimmed with pinking shears; real cats never wear flea collars, appear on Christmas cards, or chase anything with a bell in it. Real cats do consume quiche, giblets, and butter, and they will even indulge in anything else left on the table if they believe they can get away with it. Real cats possess an exceptional ability to hear a fridge door opening two rooms away.

This captivating guide features fifty illustrations and artwork from the talented minds behind the Amazing Maurice film, allowing you to rediscover Sir Terry's wit and wisdom while re-educating yourself on how to distinguish Real Cats from the riff-raff.

Weight: 218g
Dimension: 137 x 205 x 18 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781399608688