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Two Ruddy Ducks and a Partridge on a Par Three: The Unexpurgated Golf Letters of Mortimer Merriweather

Two Ruddy Ducks and a Partridge on a Par Three: The Unexpurgated Golf Letters of Mortimer Merriweather

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  • More about Two Ruddy Ducks and a Partridge on a Par Three: The Unexpurgated Golf Letters of Mortimer Merriweather

Mortimer Merriweather is a complex character with 60 years of golf at the lowest level, venting his frustration on individuals, companies, and organisations connected with the game. His bizarre, insulting, unsettling, and plain mad golfing ideas are illustrated with cartoons in this hilarious book.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 160 pages
Publication date: 07 September 2023
Publisher: Merlin Unwin Books


Mortimer Merriweather, once described as the worst golfer never to have won a major, is a complex character with virtually nothing to show for 60 years of golf at the lowest level. Decades of abject failure to strike the ball properly undoubtedly fueled his frustration and led ultimately to him venting his ire on individuals, companies, and organizations connected with the game of golf in this remarkable series of 100 letters. The result is this hilarious book of his bizarre, insulting, unsettling, and plain mad golfing ideas, all sent to famous hapless recipients, illustrated with occasional cartoons. "Clive Agran is golf's funniest writer." – John Hopkins, The Times

Weight: 228g
Dimension: 129 x 196 x 13 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781913159702

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