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Ellie Pilcher

What Planet Can I Blame This On?: a hilarious, swoon-worthy romcom about following the stars

What Planet Can I Blame This On?: a hilarious, swoon-worthy romcom about following the stars

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Krystal Baker has a perfect job, perfect boyfriend, and perfect life, but the universe has other plans. On her 29th birthday, she discovers that Saturn is returning to the position it was in on the day of her birth, and everything is falling apart. Determined to make things right, Krystal embarks on a journey to follow her heart, not her horoscope, and learns to embrace her flaws and find happiness in unexpected places.

\n Format: Paperback / softback
\n Length: 336 pages
\n Publication date: 03 June 2021
\n Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton General Division
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"Perfect job. Perfect boyfriend. Perfect life. But the universe had other ideas..."

The funniest book you'll read all year! Perfect for fans of Beth O'Leary, Mhairi McFarlane, and Lucy Vine.

Utterly swoon worthy

Just great fun

Fresh, funny, and fascinating

A stunning debut

The stars are not in position - and Krystal Baker is determined to make them fall in line.

It's Krystal's 29th birthday. This year:

Her boyfriend finally proposed after six years of dating (only for her to find out he cheated on her for five and a half of them)

She landed her dream job as a writer at Craze magazine (which swiftly fell into administration)

She moved into her dream flat overlooking the city (just for the pipes to explode, making the place unliveable)

As she mourns everything wrong in her life, her best friend mutters the dreaded words: "Saturn Return." The time in a woman's life where Saturn returns to the position it was in on the day of their birth, 29.5 years ago, and, according to legend, everything falls apart. Krystal has never bought into astrology, but maybe it's time to re-evaluate - because if the stars got her into this mess, they can get her out of it. And she only has six months to make things right.

Loaded with crystals, horoscopes, tarot cards, and a carefully aligned chakra or two, Krystal is determined to have her life back on track by the time Saturn returns. No longer shall she brand herself a "human disaster" because this time it's not her fault, it's written in the treacherous stars.

But can Krystal learn to follow her heart, not her horoscope?

Praise for Ellie Pilcher:

Laugh-out-loud funny, brilliantly written, and utterly swoon worthy.

\n Weight: 234g\n
Dimension: 129 x 198 x 26 (mm)\n
ISBN-13: 9781529363722\n \n

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