You're Called What?

The Ministry of Silly Animal Names is a book that showcases weird and wonderful real creatures and facts, written by Kes Gray and illustrated by Nikki Dyson.

Format: Paperback / softback
Length: 32 pages
Publication date: 12 July 2018
Publisher: Pan Macmillan

Welcome to the Ministry of Silly Animal Names, where all the creatures have one thing in common: they want to change their names. A unique and rip-roaringly funny, tongue-twisting story full of weird and wonderful real creatures and facts at the end that will amaze. Written by Kes Gray, the bestselling, award-winning author of Oi Frog! and illustrated with charm and wit by dazzling new talent, Nikki Dyson.

Meet the Ice Cream Cone Worm, the Monkeyface Prickleback, and the Pink Fairy Armadillo. You're called WHAT?! These animals are just like you and me, but they've got some pretty unusual names. They've been stuck with these names for far too long and they're ready to make a change.

The Ice Cream Cone Worm is a tiny creature that looks like a cross between a worm and an ice cream cone. It's soft and squishy, with a sweet and creamy texture that makes it irresistible to insects. But its name is just plain silly.

The Monkeyface Prickleback is a small, spiky creature that looks like it has a monkey's face on its back. It's covered in sharp thorns that it uses to defend itself from predators. But its name is even sillier.

The Pink Fairy Armadillo is a small, armored animal that looks like a cross between a fairy and an armadillo. It's covered in soft, fluffy fur that's pink and white. But its name is the silliest of all.

These animals have been living with their silly names for years, but they're not going to take it anymore. They've come to the Ministry of Silly Animal Names to ask for a new name.

The Ministry of Silly Animal Names is a special place where animals can come to get a new name that suits them better. It's run by a group of silly creatures, including a talking squirrel, a dancing bear, and a singing bird.

The animals at the Ministry of Silly Animal Names are determined to help these creatures find a new name that they'll love. They'll work together to come up with a name that's unique, funny, and perfect for each animal.

Watch as the Ice Cream Cone Worm, the Monkeyface Prickleback, and the Pink Fairy Armadillo get their new names and start a new life with a fresh start. It's a story that will make you laugh, smile, and feel happy.

So, come on in and join the Ministry of Silly Animal Names. You'll be amazed at the weird and wonderful creatures you'll meet and the funny names they have. It's a place where anything is possible and anything can happen.

Weight: 198g
Dimension: 260 x 260 x 4 (mm)
ISBN-13: 9781509821440